This is not London. Sunscreen not currently required here. The ominous grey in the background is perhaps more representative of my current environs. But with a few centuries of global warming London WILL resemble Zanzibar, and pound coins will be traded by retired bankers wearing man skirts and thongs.

This picture was taken when I was 28. I'm now 30. How did that happen. Who gave time permission to pass. I shall have to investigate the impartiality of the time keeper because I'm sure its not even quarter time yet.