30 June 2011

"What are you all doing?"....


.... asked the man in the high pleated pants. This picture kind of reminds me of a low density 'where is wally/waldo'.... he's probably mixing cement and pouring it in the path of the oncoming Haridwar Express. And probably not wearing a red striped top.

2D me and Ganges sand.... near Rishikesh

What is the collective word for bags of things?



A train rolled laconically into Haridwar station and caught the late afternoon sun, but there was no explaining the bags on the platform.

two concepts meant to meet....


28 June 2011

Dots and a timeline to coolness



I bore people at parties with my theory that India will be the coolest place in the world in 15 years (sometimes when its getting me down I say 20, and on shit days 100). Then occasionally I find evidence to back up my bluster. This is a new hotel in Jodhpur.... magic design that references local architecture and stone but with a healthy dose of minimalism. In fact that sentence probably captures my vision of cool India - the best of Indian design in minimalist form.

Miles Devi has promised to play my brother's wedding....

I'm not giving him a wedgie....

no smile zone

So you're chatting to a kid about Ricky Ponting and he's all raw smiles and you see a nice backdrop and ask to take a picture. Stoked, the kid stands tall and stern. You ask him to smile. He stands taller and straighter, but no smile. This gritted teeth effort was the result. It must be passed down the generations from the day when photos took seconds to expose and people were told to STAND REALLY STILL AND LOOK REALLY SERIOUS BECAUSE PHOTOS ARE IMPORTANT! The stunned-mullet effect is replicated all over India - one of those quirks. Who would want to be remembered by their smile?

There's a story here....

Monsoon: Delhi-Jaipur road





27 June 2011

Monsoon is here



The monsoon arrived in Delhi today (I say 'arrived' though there's plenty of debate over whether the notion of a vast benevolent cloud moving slowly across the continent is just colonial mumbo jumbo to excite the natives... but whatever... I like it... it arrived). Like anywhere Delhiites discuss weather to fill the gaps in conversation. And there’s good material: summer is offensively hot, winter is smoulderingly cold and in between are just enough nice days to stop people abandoning the city altogether. The monsoon arrived in silence as I sat on my balcony. Tiny raindrops grew to dollops and in seconds the street was ankle deep. It’s such a massive relief after two months of hair-dryer heat. By 5pm the orange-seller with perfectly stacked oranges was back out on the street. But the cows at the local shops seemed peeved – some people just don’t like change.

23 June 2011

In Mumbai

A new flyover levitates outside the windows of a hundred surprised apartment blocks. Mumbai lives there and the residents have lost their view – a mirror reflection of themselves across the road. Now flying motorists can peer right into fourth floor apartments as they speed across town.

A man stands at a gas stove bathed in fluorescent light, greened slightly by the paint of the room. He wears a singlet on his back with the grime of the day showing through. On the walls are his neatly arranged possessions, a few books, some pots, drying shirts. He is perhaps a migrant worker with family far away. Our four-wheeled vantage point is intrusive, strobe-like. Nothing is hidden behind curtains, nothing much to hide. Next is another shoe-box apartment, lit up in the steamy darkness. A woman stands on her balcony, staring out at the traffic.

The scene is repeated over and over, barnacled old apartment blocks flash by. Kids chase each other though a kitchen. An old lady sits in an armchair beneath a naked bulb. Clothes hang on balconies. Lives are being lived, and for one frozen moment, we’re there with them, peeking into their story.

In a parallel world where I am gifted omnipotence, I would freeze frame the images that India throws at my car window. I’d stare at the frozen frame, soaking up all the pixels. And then I’d step into the picture, stand beside the man in the green room and sample his simple meal. I’d ask him about his family and he’d beam as he talked about his wife and young children in the backblocks of Maharastra. He’d name his village as though I may know it. And the unspeakable loneliness of city life would seep out through his tired eyes.

This is tough city. Nobody speaks of retiring here. Everybody discusses the commute – 2 hours over broken roads is not unusual. If Mumbai has any town planners they should be fired. And then we should go back in time and fire their predecessors and their predecessor’s predecessors. Fire them all. This place could be Manhattan, and it may well become as important as Manhattan. But a meeting at the other end of town has about the same appeal as a meeting on another planet.

It gets worse in the rain (and better, but that's a separate story). The monsoon rain comes in like an angry mob. It announces its arrival with a dense black cloud, and then the breeze shakes the trees as the clouds close in, darkening everything in their path. The rain arrives at 45degrees. Punches are thrown. And then the mob departs, off to deliver a message to another part of town.